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	<title>TikiRobot! &#187; wtf???</title>
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		<title>Words.. they fail me&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2010/11/06/words-they-fail-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2010 04:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rajbot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you have kids, apparently your sense of style goes out the window and mail order companies from Kentucky decide that now you are smack dab in their target demo. This is some serious 1950s Sears Roebuck bullshit right here. We got a whole fucking catalog full of this crap. Just look at this disaster: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When you have kids, apparently your sense of style goes out the window and mail order companies from Kentucky decide that now you are smack dab in their target demo. This is some serious 1950s Sears Roebuck bullshit right here. We got a whole fucking catalog full of this crap. Just look at this disaster:</p>
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<p>OK, I admit it. I would so buy this family pajama clusterfuck if they just included some puppy dog pjs for Zara.</p>
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		<title>Crickets Available in a Library</title>
		<link>http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2009/09/23/crickets-available-in-a-library/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rajbot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Silent Library is a segment of Downtown no GAki no Taskai ya Arahende!! It is a little bit like Crickets Available Here, but played in a library. This one involves no crickets, but does have a giant millipede: This one involves spoons!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Silent Library is a segment of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downtown_no_Gaki_no_Tsukai_ya_Arahende!!">Downtown no GAki no Taskai ya Arahende!!</a> It is a little bit like<em> Crickets Available Here</em>, but played in a library.</p>
<p>This one involves no crickets, but does have a giant millipede:</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ziHvN_taEvA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ziHvN_taEvA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>This one involves spoons!</p>
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		<title>Gnome sans pants! Seen today in Bernal -Saz</title>
		<link>http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2009/05/14/gnome-sans-pants-seen-today-in-bernal-saz/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2009/05/14/gnome-sans-pants-seen-today-in-bernal-saz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 02:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flickr</dc:creator>
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		<title>Muy bien</title>
		<link>http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2009/04/27/muy-bien/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flickr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Muy bien, originally uploaded by tiki.robot. Apotheosis of crapitalism]]></description>
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<p><span class="flickr-caption"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/22009051@N05/3481367172/">Muy bien</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/22009051@N05/">tiki.robot</a>.</span></div>
<p class="flickr-yourcomment">Apotheosis of crapitalism</p>
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		<title>this motherboard grows trees.</title>
		<link>http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2009/04/16/this-motherboard-grows-trees/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2009/04/16/this-motherboard-grows-trees/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flickr</dc:creator>
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	<span class="flickr-caption"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/22009051@N05/3448418634/">this motherboard grows trees.</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/22009051@N05/">tiki.robot</a>.</span>
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	approximately 6,914,333 trees.</p>
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		<title>Snuggle tunnel</title>
		<link>http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2008/11/25/snuggle-tunnel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:47:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flickr</dc:creator>
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	<span class="flickr-caption"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/22009051@N05/3060806776/">Snuggle tunnel</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/22009051@N05/">tiki.robot</a>.</span>
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		<title>Official light bulb of the Internet</title>
		<link>http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2008/11/19/official-light-bulb-of-the-internet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2008/11/19/official-light-bulb-of-the-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:23:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flickr</dc:creator>
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	<span class="flickr-caption"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/22009051@N05/3043783097/">Official light bulb of the Internet</a>, originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/22009051@N05/">tiki.robot</a>.</span>
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		<title>1 spice will destroy humans.</title>
		<link>http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2008/10/18/1-spice-will-destroy-humans/</link>
		<comments>http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2008/10/18/1-spice-will-destroy-humans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 07:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rajbot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[No human or god can match Nature&#8217;s simultaneous 4 flavor revolution in 1 Earth plant. Thyme Cube would make a great Halloween Costume, but no one would get it. I wouldn&#8217;t get it, because I am seasoned stupid.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font size="48px">No human or god can match Nature&#8217;s simultaneous 4 flavor revolution in 1 Earth plant.</font></p>
<p><a href="http://www.thymecube.com/">Thyme Cube</a> would make a great Halloween Costume, but no one would get it. I wouldn&#8217;t get it, because I am seasoned stupid.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m pretty sure I could have come up with a better name for this</title>
		<link>http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2008/09/21/im-pretty-sure-i-could-i-have-come-up-with-a-better-name-for-this-food-item/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flickr</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2008/09/21/im-pretty-sure-i-could-i-have-come-up-with-a-better-name-for-this-food-item/</guid>
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	may</p>
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		<title>Three Awesome Videos</title>
		<link>http://www.tikirobot.net/wp/2008/09/13/three-awesome-videos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 17:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rajbot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are some crazy videos I saw yesterday. First, insane video of two guys skatebording down the berkeley hills in powder-blue suits: Adam Kimmel presents: Claremont HD from adam kimmel on Vimeo. Second, intense video of Stevie Wonder playing DRUMS: Third. Video of a guy in bearsuit strolling down the beach during Hurricane Ike. WTF [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here are some crazy videos I saw yesterday. First, insane video of two guys skatebording down the berkeley hills in powder-blue suits:<br />
<object width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1654340&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1654340&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://vimeo.com/1654340?pg=embed&amp;sec=1654340">Adam Kimmel presents: Claremont HD</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user719550?pg=embed&amp;sec=1654340">adam kimmel</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com?pg=embed&amp;sec=1654340">Vimeo</a>.</p>
<p>Second, <a href="http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=iBA4vWQRBA0">intense video of Stevie Wonder playing DRUMS</a>:<br />
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<p>Third. <a href="http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=AKwMiExUKXg">Video of a guy in bearsuit</a> strolling down the beach during Hurricane Ike. WTF WTF WTF?<br />
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<p>Update! Bonus video of Miles Davis playing <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_What_(instrumental)">So What</a>. Youtube description:</p>
<blockquote><p>Miles Davis (trumpet), John Coltrane (sax), Wynton Kelly (piano), Paul Chambers (bass), Jimmy Cobb (drums). The trombone players are: Frank Rehak, Jimmy Cleveland, Bill Elton, and Rod Levitt. Recorded in New York, April 2, 1959.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=qr91QFmpkW0">Unreal</a>&#8230;.<br />
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<p>All via reddit</p>
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