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whaddya look like?

So I was reading over here today about a silly thing wherein you type “[your name] looks like” into Google for some fun results. Unfortunately, since my name is a verb and a month, I got lame results. However, you two got some fun ones :-)

  • Raj looks like a typical young American.
  • Raj looks like he’s going to kill me.
  • Raj looks like Thackeray, wears Thackeray style glasses, dresses like him, talks like him, draws cartoons like him, believes in non-violent politics like …
  • Raj looks like any normal guy- he’s 6’2 175 lbs, and is successful in school.
  • Raj looks like he’s about to swallow a carrot!
  • Jesse looks like a hedgehog.
  • Jesse looks like a good role-model for oil-addicted, car-obsessed testosterone-high American men
  • Jesse looks like he could revert to his school self.
  • JESSE LOOKS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN!!!! HE USED TO BE HOT
  • Jesse looks like he has money.
  • Jesse looks like he has a few days of growth on his face.
  • Jesse looks like someone else
  • Jesse looks like he is going to make it
  • Miss May looks like it’s beyond precious!
  • The strangely styled MonoMachine may looks like the mutant offspring of an old Amstrad PC.
  • For example this file may looks like so: Your request has been accepted. We will reply as soon as we can.
  • They haven’t been this high since Katie left in May. Looks like everyone wants to see Meredith’s point of view.

4 Responses to “whaddya look like?”

  1. September 28th, 2006 | 7:31 pm

    Those ones for Jesse are dead on!!

    Googlism is a similar concept.. typing “may is” instead of “may looks like”.

    I found an interesting Google feature by accident today. If you type ‘[whatever] define’, Google attempt to parse the Wikipedia entry to that word and displays a single-line definiton before the search results. I got these:

    PHP — … is a popular open-source programming language used primarily for developing server-side applications …
    Perl — … borrows features from C, shell scripting (SH), awk, sed, and (to a lesser extent) many other …
    Python — … is the common name for the Boidae Family of nonvenomous constricting snakes—specifically the …
    Ruby — … is a red gemstone, a variety of the mineral corundum in which the color is caused mainly by …

    Python is a snake? Who knew??

  2. September 29th, 2006 | 7:23 pm

    I did Zara:

    Zara looks like a man!!!
    Zara looks like a diva!!
    Zara looks like she just stepped out of the beauty parlor.
    Zara looks like “miss know it all”
    Zara looks like a patriotic American girl in her bikini
    Zara looks like a little baby
    Zara looks like she’s on drugs
    Zara looks like many of the other fashion houses that crowd the West End
    zara looks like she will go to sharks because of kev
    Zara looks like she is such is a wonderful dog!
    Zara looks like a neanderthal!
    Zara looks like her name - very pretty and petite.
    Zara looks like her mother Anne when younger. Her nose is wonky. But it’s her scary and crooked canine teeth that give me a fright.

  3. may
    September 30th, 2006 | 11:03 pm

    tell me it isn’t so!! there’s another dog out there named zara?! surely not as cute as your zara :-)

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