Hurry! Only one day left to register!
That’s right. If your register by tomorrow, you can be a master of MS Word, or concealed weapons! Or both!
The thing about the midwest is that it’s so hard to make fun of, because this kind of thing would just seem silly if it weren’t true. This is a sign outside a vocational school near where I grew up. Of course, the small coffee shop near where I live in LA with a valet stand would be far stranger here. Growing up in one place and living in another, they both seem weird, but at the same time they both kind of make sense. I wonder if that class includes throwing stars?
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heh, I wonder what the class description for “concealed weapons” is!
its a secret!
if you really want to know, just check out their online class schedule.
Safety
Bill Bleckman
This course will fulfill the State of Missouri training requirement to be able to carry a concealed weapon or firearm. The twelve-hour course will teach handgun safety including a demonstration of how to safely load and unload the weapon, how to carry and clean it, and how to safely store it in the home. The class will cover the concealed carry chapter of the law along with the justification of defense chapter. The class also has a required marksmanship section where students must hit a target. Students must qualify on both a revolver and semi-automatic. Students must bring own weapons to the range.
Meets: For 12 Classroom Hours and a Range Date; Call for Dates/Times; at RTI
Fee: $75
sigh. no throwing stars apparently.